πŸ”΄πŸ’₯3-0! LIVERPOOL TRASH MAN CITY!πŸ’₯πŸ”΅ (Salah Chamberlain & Mane!) (Parody Champions League Highlights)

Jurgen Klopp: I called Man City on my hand phone last night before the UCL Pep Guardiola: Call the police!
Kevin De Bruyne: I want to go home! I'm Kevin Murphy, Cork's biggest Liverpool fan… Welcome… to hell! A chance for our Egyptian king That can only mean one thing thunder-strike from Chamberlain a cross from our Egyptian King Ever since we thrashed Man City you Got a reputation for yourself now. Please empty out all of your pockets now James Milner: Oh, I found the perfect mini-egg.

Wow! Jordan Henderson: Ever since you left for City, you got a reputation for yourself, now You're playing well but you were left out Things won't be steady when you get knocked out Phil called me last night on his cell phone saying, Phil Coutinho: I should not have left your club Antoine called me on his hand phone saying, Antoine Griezmann: I would like to join your club Jose Mourinho: WHAT?! A chance for our Egyptian king That can only mean one thing Thunder-strike from Chamberlain! a cross from our Egyptian King I called Man City on my hand phone last night after the UCL Pep: Go to hell! Pep: Right! Back to Manchester Liverpool have taught us a valuable lesson ahead of the Manchester derby like war and how to successfully park a bus…

hehehe! A little joke just to lighten the mood.

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What If Your Phone Was A Girl? | Angry Prash

music snoring its 6am, wake up, wake up, its 6pm wake up Let me sleep (snoozes alarm) let me sleep 5 minutes later snoring hey!!! its 6am wake up!!! wake up!!! wake up wake up wake up wake uppppppppp wake up supid wake up (music) show me the fastest way to dombivali (in mumbai) turn right wow turn left left! where? is domblivali in the river? three hours later take left and continue on rajasthan national highway how did we reached rajasthan?!!! Take a U turn and continue on pakisthan national highway Hey!!!! i don't want to go pakisthan, i want to go to Dombivali(in mumbai) go down down where? inside the ground? go up I am driving a car, not an aeroplane Approximately 10 hours later… your destination is on the right side i wanted to go dombivali, you got me to Africa! (music) so kids, 150 years ago, world war between Hitler and Osama bin Ladin had occured where a lot of people died (phone rings) shushh! keep quite! quite quite quite!! what is happening in the class?!!! sorry sir are you outta your mind? i said sorry sir! your parents thought this? sir!!!!!! (phone rings) wait a minute, don't interrupt! yes! my phone gives me more knowledge then you i just have to download skillshare app in my phone (phone rings) i told you to wait a minute yes, how much ever you teach here throughout the day we get more knowledge on skill share, sitting at home Stop your rubbish talks No one can give you more knowledge than the school! Aye Stupid, Stupider, Stupidest, 2×1, 2×2=4, 2×3= Stupid, Stupid! Instead of watching your stupid face, i will watch good videos on skilshare app Phone rings! Dance you stupid, dance! (Music) I can't even believe we are talking for continuous 5 hours on phone Don't you feel sleepy? NO! you keep the phone NO! you keep the phone Nahi first you! First you! First you! First you! First you, you, you! (Slaps!) when she is telling you to hang up, hang it up! ***** Do you want to kill me? (Music) Prash! share me the photos that you clicked in diya's party Yes! yes! Doing it now Hey siri! send party folder to my babe Which Babe? Pooja, Archana, Geeta, Aarti or Shanti? How many Babes are there in your life? No one! You are the only one pooja! Pooja? No! No! aarti! no! Archana! Geeta! Shanti! Bhajan! Bell! What are you! Wait I will do your Rituals! Take this sweets! Stop it! Stop It! (Music) Boss message? Prash did you complete yesterdays assignment? Yes i am doing it Boss! 2 minute Boss Yes i am doing it ****! 2 minute ***** Send! I told you boss, not **** Now i already sent it! Boss message! what did you say? Sorry boss! did it was done by mistake Boss! Sorry ****! did it was done by mistake ****! Send! I told you boss, Boss! My phone will get me killed! Boss message,what did you tell me, come to the office tomorrow and take the resignation letter! I am sorry Boss! I am sorry ****! send! (music) what do you want! Autocorrect sir! Autocorrect! who did the invention of Autocorrect? when will you spare me newton? Friend! even I am irritated because of Autocorrect! Day before yesterday i said Nikala Ghosla(nest) instead of Nikola Tesla! He is behind me with an electric wire! See here he comes! Run! I won't spare you! Don't worry! you will get an another job! Shut up! wait i will get you exchanged now from the shop! Sir I want to Exchange this phone! show me a low budget phone yes! yes! sir see it! it is your shop only! hehe, Motu! you didn't die yet? hehe, LG even you didn't die yet! (Both Laughing) Our life is ruined! hi Iphone! Hey! oppya, even today you are wearing similar clothes like me! just the clothes are same! underwear is still a cheap one! Don't tell anyone Shut up! copy cat! sir! did you like anyone? NO No! these one's are talking too much! the corner one silent, show me that! Oh Samson Note! i will bring it now No! No! don't go there, Don't go there! Yeah come! come! (Blast!) Hey! guys if you like the videos like it and i you are new to the channel subscribe it The link of the skillshare application is given in the description if you download from that link first 500 subscribers will get 2 months free trial so go fast and download it! i will meet you in a new video with a new topic, till then bye! (Outro Music)

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Jim’s Cell Phone Prank on Andy – The Office

-Would you like
to pull a prank on Andy? -Um, I'm kind of in
the middle of — Yes, please -Okay, good. Stay right here -β™ͺβ™ͺ Zomb ay-ee, ay-ee,
ay-ee, ay-ee β™ͺβ™ͺ β™ͺβ™ͺ In your head β™ͺβ™ͺ Oh.
-Sorry about that. -Smooth move, Tuna. Nice one -Are there any messages?
-No. -So weird.
-Yeah. -β™ͺβ™ͺ Tweedle-lee-deedle-lee-dee β™ͺβ™ͺ Tweedle-lee-dee,
tweedle-lee-deedle-lee-dee β™ͺ β™ͺβ™ͺ Tweedle-lee-dee β™ͺβ™ͺ β™ͺβ™ͺ He rocks in the treetop
all day long β™ͺβ™ͺ β™ͺβ™ͺ Hoppin' and a-boppin'
and a-singin' the song β™ͺβ™ͺ -Um, Large Tuna. Have you seen
my cellphone device? -Hm, no. -'Cause someone
is calling right now. There is a call. β™ͺβ™ͺ Really gonna rock tonight β™ͺβ™ͺ Bohm-bohm-bohm-bohm β™ͺβ™ͺ β™ͺβ™ͺ Every little swallow…

[ Song stops ] -β™ͺβ™ͺ Tweedle-lee-deedle-lee-dee β™ͺβ™ͺ Tweedle-lee-dee,
tweedle-lee-deedle-lee-dee β™ͺ β™ͺβ™ͺ Tweedle-lee-dee,
he rocks in the treetops β™ͺ What's going on?
-What are you talking about? -Where is my freaking phone? -β™ͺβ™ͺ Love to hear the robin goi
tweet, tweet, tweet β™ͺβ™ͺ -You know what?
Maybe it's in the ceiling. -You know what?
Maybe you're in the ceiling. -Okay. -I don't trust you, Phyllis! -β™ͺβ™ͺ Bohm-bohm-bohm-bohm β™ͺβ™ͺ β™ͺβ™ͺ Every little swallow,
every chickadee β™ͺβ™ͺ β™ͺβ™ͺ Tweedle-lee-deedle-lee-dee β™ͺβ™ͺ Tweedle-lee-dee,
tweedle-lee-deedle-lee-dee β™ͺ Excuse me. -β™ͺβ™ͺ He rocks in the treeto
all day long β™ͺβ™ͺ And I'm also sorry
that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny to steal someone's persona
property and hide it from them Here's a little news flash It's not funny! In fact,
it's pretty freaking un-funny! -β™ͺβ™ͺ Bohm-bohm-bohm-bohm β™ͺβ™ͺ β™ͺβ™ͺ Every little swallow,
every chickadee β™ͺβ™ͺ -[ Screams ] Ohh! -β™ͺβ™ͺ Big black crow
flappin' them wings β™ͺβ™ͺ [ Song stops ] -That was an overreaction.
[ Chuckles ] Gonna hit the break room.
Does anybody want anything Pam, you good? -Yeah.
-Sure? Okay.

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πŸ”΄πŸ’₯3-0! LIVERPOOL TRASH MAN CITY!πŸ’₯πŸ”΅ (Salah Chamberlain & Mane!) (Parody Champions League Highlights)

Jurgen Klopp: I called Man City on my hand phone last night before the UCL Pep Guardiola: Call the police!
Kevin De Bruyne: I want to go home! I'm Kevin Murphy, Cork's biggest Liverpool fan… Welcome… to hell! A chance for our Egyptian king That can only mean one thing thunder-strike from Chamberlain a cross from our Egyptian King Ever since we thrashed Man City you Got a reputation for yourself now. Please empty out all of your pockets now James Milner: Oh, I found the perfect mini-egg. Wow! Jordan Henderson: Ever since you left for City, you got a reputation for yourself, now You're playing well but you were left out Things won't be steady when you get knocked out Phil called me last night on his cell phone saying, Phil Coutinho: I should not have left your club Antoine called me on his hand phone saying, Antoine Griezmann: I would like to join your club Jose Mourinho: WHAT?! A chance for our Egyptian king That can only mean one thing Thunder-strike from Chamberlain! a cross from our Egyptian King I called Man City on my hand phone last night after the UCL Pep: Go to hell! Pep: Right! Back to Manchester Liverpool have taught us a valuable lesson ahead of the Manchester derby like war and how to successfully park a bus…

hehehe! A little joke just to lighten the mood.

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πŸ”΄πŸ’₯3-0! LIVERPOOL TRASH MAN CITY!πŸ’₯πŸ”΅ (Salah Chamberlain & Mane!) (Parody Champions League Highlights)

Jurgen Klopp: I called Man City on my hand phone last night before the UCL Pep Guardiola: Call the police!
Kevin De Bruyne: I want to go home! I'm Kevin Murphy, Cork's biggest Liverpool fan… Welcome… to hell! A chance for our Egyptian king That can only mean one thing thunder-strike from Chamberlain a cross from our Egyptian King Ever since we thrashed Man City you Got a reputation for yourself now. Please empty out all of your pockets now James Milner: Oh, I found the perfect mini-egg. Wow! Jordan Henderson: Ever since you left for City, you got a reputation for yourself, now You're playing well but you were left out Things won't be steady when you get knocked out Phil called me last night on his cell phone saying, Phil Coutinho: I should not have left your club Antoine called me on his hand phone saying, Antoine Griezmann: I would like to join your club Jose Mourinho: WHAT?! A chance for our Egyptian king That can only mean one thing Thunder-strike from Chamberlain! a cross from our Egyptian King I called Man City on my hand phone last night after the UCL Pep: Go to hell! Pep: Right! Back to Manchester Liverpool have taught us a valuable lesson ahead of the Manchester derby like war and how to successfully park a bus…

hehehe! A little joke just to lighten the mood.

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Cell Phone Profile w/ Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Chris Hemsworth & Jessica Chastain

β™ͺ β™ͺ β™ͺ β™ͺ β™ͺ
>> James: WELCOME BACK. THIS EVENING, MY PRODUCERS TOOK
THE CELL PHONE OF ONE OF THESE POOR PEOPLE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE CELL PHONE
IT IS BUT ONE BY ONE CLUES WILL BE GIVEN FROM THEIR PHONE LIKE A
SONG OR A TEXT AND I WILL GUESS THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE AND
ALL FOUR WILL DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP ME GUESSING.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY CELL PHONE
PROFILE. IS THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG THAT
WAS MOST RECENTLY PLAYED ON THIS PERSON'S PHONE. MAY WE SEE WHICH SONG IT IS,
PLEASE? OH, FIRE WORK BY KATY PERRY. THAT'S I — KATY PERRY FAN? >> MASSIVE. >> James: YOU LIKE THIS SONG? >> I LIVE BY THAT SONG. >> James: HOW DOES IT GO? >> EYE OF THE TIRING β™ͺ β™ͺ BABE
I'M A FIREWORKS β™ͺ >> James: SO YOU ARE A BIG
FAN OF THIS CHASTAIN? >> IT WAS IN MADAGASCAR 3.

>> James: YOU KNOW THIS SONG
IS ABOUT A TEENAGER WHO IS FEELING LEFT OUT AND ALONE. WHO HERE LAST NOT FIT IN AMONGST
THEIR PEERS? >> ME. >> James: YOU ARE A BIG KATY
PERRY FASTEN? WHEN DO YOU LISTEN TO FIRE WORK? >> WHEN I WORK OUT, MY DAUGHTER
AND I LISTEN TO IT ON THE WAY TO HER SCHOOL. WE KNOW ALL THE WORDS. >> James: YOU SAID ALL OF
THOSE SONGS AND ALL OF THE WORDS. >> β™ͺ NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH β™ͺ
>> James: AND THE NEXT CLUE IS THE PHOTO TAKEN ON THE CELL
PHONE.

MAY WE SEE THE PHOTO PLEASE? OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON
THERE? THAT'S THE WORST VERSION OF
SHREK, EVER! WHO WANTS THIS? WHO WANTS THIS? >> IT'S MINE. >> James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO? >> I'M FROM AFRICA, AND THIS IS
A TRADITIONAL GREETING IN AFRICA THAT MY UNCLE WAS DOING, AND I
WANTED TO — >> James: WHAT IS YOUR
UNCLE'S NAME? >> GAJONG. >> James: YOU ARE THE WORST
LIAR IN THE WORD. EMILY WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS
PHOTO? >> I TOOK MY DAUGHTER HAZEL TO A
REALLY CUTE FARM IN GLAND.

SHE LOVES THE ANIMALS, THIS IS
THE GUY TRAINING THE DONKEY. THE DONKEY COMES AND MOUNTS HIM
A FEW MINUTES LATER. IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE. >> James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO? >> WE WERE COMING BACK FROM THE
SURF, WE SAW A DONKEY IN THE FIELD. HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO
GET NAKED AND APPROACH THE DONKEY. >> James: WAS HIS NAME? >> ZOKKO THE BODY PRO. >> James: THAT'S HIM THERE
WITH A DONKEY? >> YES. WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. >> James: I MEAN ALL GOOD
EXCEPT FOR CHARLZ. CHARLIZE. >> I'M AN OSCAR! IS. >> James: LOOK I'M NOT SAYING
YOU'RE NOT AMAZING AT MAKE A WOMAN WHO KILLS THOSE PEOPLE —
>> OKAY I'M VERY SENSITIVE.

>> James: THE FINAL CLUE IS A
TEXT EITHER SENT FROM THE PHONE OR RECEIVED BY THE PHONE. GET OUT OF BED. YOU'RE GETTING FAT. CHASTAIN, GET OUT OF BED YOU'RE
GETTING FAT. TALK TO ME WHAT HAPPENS? >> I WAS TRAINING FOR HUNTSMAN
AND MY TRAIN ARE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T SPELL BECAUSE YOUR SHOULD BE YOU
APOSTROPHE R-E AND I WAS LATE. >> James: WHO SENT YOU THIS
TEXT AND WHY? >> THIS IS THE KIND OF
INSENSITIVE AND CRUEL TESK I GET FROM JOHN-TEXT I GET FROM MY
HUSBAND.

I REPLIED, I'M PREGNANT HONEY. >> James: WHY WOULD HE —
>> HE KNEW AND HE STILL SENT THAT. >> James: HEMSWORTH, I CAN
FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE WOULD SEND YOU THIS TEXT? >> A LIBERAL —
>> James: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO TO LOSE YOUR PHONE? >> IT WAS THE SAME GUY WITH THE
DONKEY. AND THIS IS DAY I DIDN'T WANT TO
TRAIN, HE'S MY TRAINER AND HE SAID GET OUT OF BED YOU ARE
GETTING FAT AND HE CAN'T SPEM AS YOU PUT IT SO —
>> James: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOING TO MAKE A GUESS
NOW AS TO WHOSE PHONE I THINK THIS IS.

>> THINK HARD! >> James: I AM, DON'T YOU
WORRY. I THINK THIS PHONE BELONGS TO —
>> RIGHT HERE, UH-HUH. >> James: JESSICA CHASTAIN. WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE
PLEASE STEP FORWARD? >> BOOM! >> James: NO! NO WAY. IS IT REALLY? THAT'S RIDICULOUS, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING FAT OAR CRAZY,.

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Cell Phone Profile w/ Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Chris Hemsworth & Jessica Chastain

β™ͺ β™ͺ β™ͺ β™ͺ β™ͺ
>> James: WELCOME BACK. THIS EVENING, MY PRODUCERS TOOK
THE CELL PHONE OF ONE OF THESE POOR PEOPLE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE CELL PHONE
IT IS BUT ONE BY ONE CLUES WILL BE GIVEN FROM THEIR PHONE LIKE A
SONG OR A TEXT AND I WILL GUESS THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE AND
ALL FOUR WILL DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP ME GUESSING. IT'S TIME TO PLAY CELL PHONE
PROFILE. IS THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG THAT
WAS MOST RECENTLY PLAYED ON THIS PERSON'S PHONE. MAY WE SEE WHICH SONG IT IS,
PLEASE? OH, FIRE WORK BY KATY PERRY.

THAT'S I — KATY PERRY FAN? >> MASSIVE. >> James: YOU LIKE THIS SONG? >> I LIVE BY THAT SONG. >> James: HOW DOES IT GO? >> EYE OF THE TIRING β™ͺ β™ͺ BABE
I'M A FIREWORKS β™ͺ >> James: SO YOU ARE A BIG
FAN OF THIS CHASTAIN? >> IT WAS IN MADAGASCAR 3. >> James: YOU KNOW THIS SONG
IS ABOUT A TEENAGER WHO IS FEELING LEFT OUT AND ALONE.

WHO HERE LAST NOT FIT IN AMONGST
THEIR PEERS? >> ME. >> James: YOU ARE A BIG KATY
PERRY FASTEN? WHEN DO YOU LISTEN TO FIRE WORK? >> WHEN I WORK OUT, MY DAUGHTER
AND I LISTEN TO IT ON THE WAY TO HER SCHOOL. WE KNOW ALL THE WORDS. >> James: YOU SAID ALL OF
THOSE SONGS AND ALL OF THE WORDS. >> β™ͺ NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH β™ͺ
>> James: AND THE NEXT CLUE IS THE PHOTO TAKEN ON THE CELL
PHONE. MAY WE SEE THE PHOTO PLEASE? OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON
THERE? THAT'S THE WORST VERSION OF
SHREK, EVER! WHO WANTS THIS? WHO WANTS THIS? >> IT'S MINE.

>> James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO? >> I'M FROM AFRICA, AND THIS IS
A TRADITIONAL GREETING IN AFRICA THAT MY UNCLE WAS DOING, AND I
WANTED TO — >> James: WHAT IS YOUR
UNCLE'S NAME? >> GAJONG. >> James: YOU ARE THE WORST
LIAR IN THE WORD. EMILY WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS
PHOTO? >> I TOOK MY DAUGHTER HAZEL TO A
REALLY CUTE FARM IN GLAND. SHE LOVES THE ANIMALS, THIS IS
THE GUY TRAINING THE DONKEY. THE DONKEY COMES AND MOUNTS HIM
A FEW MINUTES LATER.

IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE. >> James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO? >> WE WERE COMING BACK FROM THE
SURF, WE SAW A DONKEY IN THE FIELD. HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO
GET NAKED AND APPROACH THE DONKEY. >> James: WAS HIS NAME? >> ZOKKO THE BODY PRO. >> James: THAT'S HIM THERE
WITH A DONKEY? >> YES. WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. >> James: I MEAN ALL GOOD
EXCEPT FOR CHARLZ. CHARLIZE. >> I'M AN OSCAR! IS. >> James: LOOK I'M NOT SAYING
YOU'RE NOT AMAZING AT MAKE A WOMAN WHO KILLS THOSE PEOPLE —
>> OKAY I'M VERY SENSITIVE.

>> James: THE FINAL CLUE IS A
TEXT EITHER SENT FROM THE PHONE OR RECEIVED BY THE PHONE. GET OUT OF BED. YOU'RE GETTING FAT. CHASTAIN, GET OUT OF BED YOU'RE
GETTING FAT. TALK TO ME WHAT HAPPENS? >> I WAS TRAINING FOR HUNTSMAN
AND MY TRAIN ARE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T SPELL BECAUSE YOUR SHOULD BE YOU
APOSTROPHE R-E AND I WAS LATE. >> James: WHO SENT YOU THIS
TEXT AND WHY? >> THIS IS THE KIND OF
INSENSITIVE AND CRUEL TESK I GET FROM JOHN-TEXT I GET FROM MY
HUSBAND. I REPLIED, I'M PREGNANT HONEY.

>> James: WHY WOULD HE —
>> HE KNEW AND HE STILL SENT THAT. >> James: HEMSWORTH, I CAN
FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE WOULD SEND YOU THIS TEXT? >> A LIBERAL —
>> James: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO TO LOSE YOUR PHONE? >> IT WAS THE SAME GUY WITH THE
DONKEY. AND THIS IS DAY I DIDN'T WANT TO
TRAIN, HE'S MY TRAINER AND HE SAID GET OUT OF BED YOU ARE
GETTING FAT AND HE CAN'T SPEM AS YOU PUT IT SO —
>> James: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOING TO MAKE A GUESS
NOW AS TO WHOSE PHONE I THINK THIS IS.

>> THINK HARD! >> James: I AM, DON'T YOU
WORRY. I THINK THIS PHONE BELONGS TO —
>> RIGHT HERE, UH-HUH. >> James: JESSICA CHASTAIN. WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE
PLEASE STEP FORWARD? >> BOOM! >> James: NO! NO WAY. IS IT REALLY? THAT'S RIDICULOUS, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING FAT OAR CRAZY,.

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Masha and The Bear – Call me please! (Episode 9)

[Music] we're broadcasting live the biggest footballer in our country it's the match that's where you decide the championship both teams already on the pitch our team is keeping the ball so the opponents can't get possession the ball passes from one player to another as they're approaching the opponent's penalty box our striker tries to shoot the ball bounces off the opponent's defender and their goalkeeper [Music] good afternoon dear viewers this is our weekly health program today we'll be talking about different methods to relieve stress we can resume taking new relaxation techniques that can relieve and reduce stress in just 10 minutes the simplest one is to sit down in a recliner or comfortable chair just relax and breathe normally or you can savor a warm cup of herbal tea try to avoid having any serious thoughts while you enjoy it or you can make yourself a warm bath and do some breathing exercises while you're lying in it like taking a deep breath through your nose with your mouth closed and then submerging the lower half of your face into the water and slowly breathing out through your nose just remember that none of these method is a magic wand fatigue and exhaustion can make your life very difficult but try to keep in mind you will find solutions in you time to walk down the forest what about the works [Music] [Music] along with the cellphone [Music] [Music] the opponent's team was penalized after committing a foul and the players are on the field once again [Music] [Music] [Music] I got throw to you [Music] so so where could all the cartoons be hiding let's start an investigation one two three four five [Music]

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Cell Phone Profile w/ Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Chris Hemsworth & Jessica Chastain

β™ͺ β™ͺ β™ͺ β™ͺ β™ͺ
>> James: WELCOME BACK. THIS EVENING, MY PRODUCERS TOOK
THE CELL PHONE OF ONE OF THESE POOR PEOPLE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE CELL PHONE
IT IS BUT ONE BY ONE CLUES WILL BE GIVEN FROM THEIR PHONE LIKE A
SONG OR A TEXT AND I WILL GUESS THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE AND
ALL FOUR WILL DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP ME GUESSING. IT'S TIME TO PLAY CELL PHONE
PROFILE. IS THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG THAT
WAS MOST RECENTLY PLAYED ON THIS PERSON'S PHONE.

MAY WE SEE WHICH SONG IT IS,
PLEASE? OH, FIRE WORK BY KATY PERRY. THAT'S I — KATY PERRY FAN? >> MASSIVE. >> James: YOU LIKE THIS SONG? >> I LIVE BY THAT SONG. >> James: HOW DOES IT GO? >> EYE OF THE TIRING β™ͺ β™ͺ BABE
I'M A FIREWORKS β™ͺ >> James: SO YOU ARE A BIG
FAN OF THIS CHASTAIN? >> IT WAS IN MADAGASCAR 3.

>> James: YOU KNOW THIS SONG
IS ABOUT A TEENAGER WHO IS FEELING LEFT OUT AND ALONE. WHO HERE LAST NOT FIT IN AMONGST
THEIR PEERS? >> ME. >> James: YOU ARE A BIG KATY
PERRY FASTEN? WHEN DO YOU LISTEN TO FIRE WORK? >> WHEN I WORK OUT, MY DAUGHTER
AND I LISTEN TO IT ON THE WAY TO HER SCHOOL. WE KNOW ALL THE WORDS. >> James: YOU SAID ALL OF
THOSE SONGS AND ALL OF THE WORDS.

>> β™ͺ NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH β™ͺ
>> James: AND THE NEXT CLUE IS THE PHOTO TAKEN ON THE CELL
PHONE. MAY WE SEE THE PHOTO PLEASE? OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON
THERE? THAT'S THE WORST VERSION OF
SHREK, EVER! WHO WANTS THIS? WHO WANTS THIS? >> IT'S MINE. >> James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO? >> I'M FROM AFRICA, AND THIS IS
A TRADITIONAL GREETING IN AFRICA THAT MY UNCLE WAS DOING, AND I
WANTED TO — >> James: WHAT IS YOUR
UNCLE'S NAME? >> GAJONG. >> James: YOU ARE THE WORST
LIAR IN THE WORD. EMILY WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS
PHOTO? >> I TOOK MY DAUGHTER HAZEL TO A
REALLY CUTE FARM IN GLAND. SHE LOVES THE ANIMALS, THIS IS
THE GUY TRAINING THE DONKEY. THE DONKEY COMES AND MOUNTS HIM
A FEW MINUTES LATER. IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE. >> James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO? >> WE WERE COMING BACK FROM THE
SURF, WE SAW A DONKEY IN THE FIELD. HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO
GET NAKED AND APPROACH THE DONKEY.

>> James: WAS HIS NAME? >> ZOKKO THE BODY PRO. >> James: THAT'S HIM THERE
WITH A DONKEY? >> YES. WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. >> James: I MEAN ALL GOOD
EXCEPT FOR CHARLZ. CHARLIZE. >> I'M AN OSCAR! IS. >> James: LOOK I'M NOT SAYING
YOU'RE NOT AMAZING AT MAKE A WOMAN WHO KILLS THOSE PEOPLE —
>> OKAY I'M VERY SENSITIVE. >> James: THE FINAL CLUE IS A
TEXT EITHER SENT FROM THE PHONE OR RECEIVED BY THE PHONE. GET OUT OF BED. YOU'RE GETTING FAT. CHASTAIN, GET OUT OF BED YOU'RE
GETTING FAT. TALK TO ME WHAT HAPPENS? >> I WAS TRAINING FOR HUNTSMAN
AND MY TRAIN ARE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T SPELL BECAUSE YOUR SHOULD BE YOU
APOSTROPHE R-E AND I WAS LATE.

>> James: WHO SENT YOU THIS
TEXT AND WHY? >> THIS IS THE KIND OF
INSENSITIVE AND CRUEL TESK I GET FROM JOHN-TEXT I GET FROM MY
HUSBAND. I REPLIED, I'M PREGNANT HONEY. >> James: WHY WOULD HE —
>> HE KNEW AND HE STILL SENT THAT. >> James: HEMSWORTH, I CAN
FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE WOULD SEND YOU THIS TEXT? >> A LIBERAL —
>> James: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO TO LOSE YOUR PHONE? >> IT WAS THE SAME GUY WITH THE
DONKEY. AND THIS IS DAY I DIDN'T WANT TO
TRAIN, HE'S MY TRAINER AND HE SAID GET OUT OF BED YOU ARE
GETTING FAT AND HE CAN'T SPEM AS YOU PUT IT SO —
>> James: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOING TO MAKE A GUESS
NOW AS TO WHOSE PHONE I THINK THIS IS.

>> THINK HARD! >> James: I AM, DON'T YOU
WORRY. I THINK THIS PHONE BELONGS TO —
>> RIGHT HERE, UH-HUH. >> James: JESSICA CHASTAIN. WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE
PLEASE STEP FORWARD? >> BOOM! >> James: NO! NO WAY. IS IT REALLY? THAT'S RIDICULOUS, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING FAT OAR CRAZY,.

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Cell Phone Profile w/ Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Chris Hemsworth & Jessica Chastain

β™ͺ β™ͺ β™ͺ β™ͺ β™ͺ
>> James: WELCOME BACK. THIS EVENING, MY PRODUCERS TOOK
THE CELL PHONE OF ONE OF THESE POOR PEOPLE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE CELL PHONE
IT IS BUT ONE BY ONE CLUES WILL BE GIVEN FROM THEIR PHONE LIKE A
SONG OR A TEXT AND I WILL GUESS THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE AND
ALL FOUR WILL DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP ME GUESSING. IT'S TIME TO PLAY CELL PHONE
PROFILE. IS THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG THAT
WAS MOST RECENTLY PLAYED ON THIS PERSON'S PHONE. MAY WE SEE WHICH SONG IT IS,
PLEASE? OH, FIRE WORK BY KATY PERRY. THAT'S I — KATY PERRY FAN? >> MASSIVE. >> James: YOU LIKE THIS SONG? >> I LIVE BY THAT SONG. >> James: HOW DOES IT GO? >> EYE OF THE TIRING β™ͺ β™ͺ BABE
I'M A FIREWORKS β™ͺ >> James: SO YOU ARE A BIG
FAN OF THIS CHASTAIN? >> IT WAS IN MADAGASCAR 3. >> James: YOU KNOW THIS SONG
IS ABOUT A TEENAGER WHO IS FEELING LEFT OUT AND ALONE. WHO HERE LAST NOT FIT IN AMONGST
THEIR PEERS? >> ME. >> James: YOU ARE A BIG KATY
PERRY FASTEN? WHEN DO YOU LISTEN TO FIRE WORK? >> WHEN I WORK OUT, MY DAUGHTER
AND I LISTEN TO IT ON THE WAY TO HER SCHOOL.

WE KNOW ALL THE WORDS. >> James: YOU SAID ALL OF
THOSE SONGS AND ALL OF THE WORDS. >> β™ͺ NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH β™ͺ
>> James: AND THE NEXT CLUE IS THE PHOTO TAKEN ON THE CELL
PHONE. MAY WE SEE THE PHOTO PLEASE? OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON
THERE? THAT'S THE WORST VERSION OF
SHREK, EVER! WHO WANTS THIS? WHO WANTS THIS? >> IT'S MINE. >> James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO? >> I'M FROM AFRICA, AND THIS IS
A TRADITIONAL GREETING IN AFRICA THAT MY UNCLE WAS DOING, AND I
WANTED TO — >> James: WHAT IS YOUR
UNCLE'S NAME? >> GAJONG.

>> James: YOU ARE THE WORST
LIAR IN THE WORD. EMILY WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS
PHOTO? >> I TOOK MY DAUGHTER HAZEL TO A
REALLY CUTE FARM IN GLAND. SHE LOVES THE ANIMALS, THIS IS
THE GUY TRAINING THE DONKEY. THE DONKEY COMES AND MOUNTS HIM
A FEW MINUTES LATER. IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE. >> James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO? >> WE WERE COMING BACK FROM THE
SURF, WE SAW A DONKEY IN THE FIELD. HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO
GET NAKED AND APPROACH THE DONKEY. >> James: WAS HIS NAME? >> ZOKKO THE BODY PRO.

>> James: THAT'S HIM THERE
WITH A DONKEY? >> YES. WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. >> James: I MEAN ALL GOOD
EXCEPT FOR CHARLZ. CHARLIZE. >> I'M AN OSCAR! IS. >> James: LOOK I'M NOT SAYING
YOU'RE NOT AMAZING AT MAKE A WOMAN WHO KILLS THOSE PEOPLE —
>> OKAY I'M VERY SENSITIVE. >> James: THE FINAL CLUE IS A
TEXT EITHER SENT FROM THE PHONE OR RECEIVED BY THE PHONE. GET OUT OF BED. YOU'RE GETTING FAT. CHASTAIN, GET OUT OF BED YOU'RE
GETTING FAT. TALK TO ME WHAT HAPPENS? >> I WAS TRAINING FOR HUNTSMAN
AND MY TRAIN ARE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T SPELL BECAUSE YOUR SHOULD BE YOU
APOSTROPHE R-E AND I WAS LATE. >> James: WHO SENT YOU THIS
TEXT AND WHY? >> THIS IS THE KIND OF
INSENSITIVE AND CRUEL TESK I GET FROM JOHN-TEXT I GET FROM MY
HUSBAND.

I REPLIED, I'M PREGNANT HONEY. >> James: WHY WOULD HE —
>> HE KNEW AND HE STILL SENT THAT. >> James: HEMSWORTH, I CAN
FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE WOULD SEND YOU THIS TEXT? >> A LIBERAL —
>> James: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO TO LOSE YOUR PHONE? >> IT WAS THE SAME GUY WITH THE
DONKEY.

AND THIS IS DAY I DIDN'T WANT TO
TRAIN, HE'S MY TRAINER AND HE SAID GET OUT OF BED YOU ARE
GETTING FAT AND HE CAN'T SPEM AS YOU PUT IT SO —
>> James: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOING TO MAKE A GUESS
NOW AS TO WHOSE PHONE I THINK THIS IS. >> THINK HARD! >> James: I AM, DON'T YOU
WORRY. I THINK THIS PHONE BELONGS TO —
>> RIGHT HERE, UH-HUH. >> James: JESSICA CHASTAIN. WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE
PLEASE STEP FORWARD? >> BOOM! >> James: NO! NO WAY. IS IT REALLY? THAT'S RIDICULOUS, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING FAT OAR CRAZY,.

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