Cell Phone Profile w/ Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Chris Hemsworth & Jessica Chastain

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>> James: WELCOME BACK. THIS EVENING, MY PRODUCERS TOOK
THE CELL PHONE OF ONE OF THESE POOR PEOPLE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE CELL PHONE
IT IS BUT ONE BY ONE CLUES WILL BE GIVEN FROM THEIR PHONE LIKE A
SONG OR A TEXT AND I WILL GUESS THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE AND
ALL FOUR WILL DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP ME GUESSING. IT'S TIME TO PLAY CELL PHONE
PROFILE. IS THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG THAT
WAS MOST RECENTLY PLAYED ON THIS PERSON'S PHONE. MAY WE SEE WHICH SONG IT IS,
PLEASE? OH, FIRE WORK BY KATY PERRY. THAT'S I — KATY PERRY FAN? >> MASSIVE. >> James: YOU LIKE THIS SONG? >> I LIVE BY THAT SONG. >> James: HOW DOES IT GO? >> EYE OF THE TIRING ♪ ♪ BABE
I'M A FIREWORKS ♪ >> James: SO YOU ARE A BIG
FAN OF THIS CHASTAIN? >> IT WAS IN MADAGASCAR 3. >> James: YOU KNOW THIS SONG
IS ABOUT A TEENAGER WHO IS FEELING LEFT OUT AND ALONE. WHO HERE LAST NOT FIT IN AMONGST
THEIR PEERS? >> ME. >> James: YOU ARE A BIG KATY
PERRY FASTEN? WHEN DO YOU LISTEN TO FIRE WORK? >> WHEN I WORK OUT, MY DAUGHTER
AND I LISTEN TO IT ON THE WAY TO HER SCHOOL.

WE KNOW ALL THE WORDS. >> James: YOU SAID ALL OF
THOSE SONGS AND ALL OF THE WORDS. >> ♪ NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH ♪
>> James: AND THE NEXT CLUE IS THE PHOTO TAKEN ON THE CELL
PHONE. MAY WE SEE THE PHOTO PLEASE? OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON
THERE? THAT'S THE WORST VERSION OF
SHREK, EVER! WHO WANTS THIS? WHO WANTS THIS? >> IT'S MINE. >> James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO? >> I'M FROM AFRICA, AND THIS IS
A TRADITIONAL GREETING IN AFRICA THAT MY UNCLE WAS DOING, AND I
WANTED TO — >> James: WHAT IS YOUR
UNCLE'S NAME? >> GAJONG.

>> James: YOU ARE THE WORST
LIAR IN THE WORD. EMILY WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS
PHOTO? >> I TOOK MY DAUGHTER HAZEL TO A
REALLY CUTE FARM IN GLAND. SHE LOVES THE ANIMALS, THIS IS
THE GUY TRAINING THE DONKEY. THE DONKEY COMES AND MOUNTS HIM
A FEW MINUTES LATER. IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE. >> James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO? >> WE WERE COMING BACK FROM THE
SURF, WE SAW A DONKEY IN THE FIELD. HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO
GET NAKED AND APPROACH THE DONKEY. >> James: WAS HIS NAME? >> ZOKKO THE BODY PRO.

>> James: THAT'S HIM THERE
WITH A DONKEY? >> YES. WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. >> James: I MEAN ALL GOOD
EXCEPT FOR CHARLZ. CHARLIZE. >> I'M AN OSCAR! IS. >> James: LOOK I'M NOT SAYING
YOU'RE NOT AMAZING AT MAKE A WOMAN WHO KILLS THOSE PEOPLE —
>> OKAY I'M VERY SENSITIVE. >> James: THE FINAL CLUE IS A
TEXT EITHER SENT FROM THE PHONE OR RECEIVED BY THE PHONE. GET OUT OF BED. YOU'RE GETTING FAT. CHASTAIN, GET OUT OF BED YOU'RE
GETTING FAT. TALK TO ME WHAT HAPPENS? >> I WAS TRAINING FOR HUNTSMAN
AND MY TRAIN ARE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T SPELL BECAUSE YOUR SHOULD BE YOU
APOSTROPHE R-E AND I WAS LATE. >> James: WHO SENT YOU THIS
TEXT AND WHY? >> THIS IS THE KIND OF
INSENSITIVE AND CRUEL TESK I GET FROM JOHN-TEXT I GET FROM MY
HUSBAND.

I REPLIED, I'M PREGNANT HONEY. >> James: WHY WOULD HE —
>> HE KNEW AND HE STILL SENT THAT. >> James: HEMSWORTH, I CAN
FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE WOULD SEND YOU THIS TEXT? >> A LIBERAL —
>> James: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO TO LOSE YOUR PHONE? >> IT WAS THE SAME GUY WITH THE
DONKEY.

AND THIS IS DAY I DIDN'T WANT TO
TRAIN, HE'S MY TRAINER AND HE SAID GET OUT OF BED YOU ARE
GETTING FAT AND HE CAN'T SPEM AS YOU PUT IT SO —
>> James: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOING TO MAKE A GUESS
NOW AS TO WHOSE PHONE I THINK THIS IS. >> THINK HARD! >> James: I AM, DON'T YOU
WORRY. I THINK THIS PHONE BELONGS TO —
>> RIGHT HERE, UH-HUH. >> James: JESSICA CHASTAIN. WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE
PLEASE STEP FORWARD? >> BOOM! >> James: NO! NO WAY. IS IT REALLY? THAT'S RIDICULOUS, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING FAT OAR CRAZY,.

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FAMILY HOUSIE | Family Comedy Challenge | Giant Tambola | Aayu and Pihu Show

Hi Friends. Today, we are going to do. Bowl Challenge. No, Bingo. Yes, All of you must have played housie. Today's housie is a little special. As you can see, such a big ticket. And. Such big numbers. Let's start the game. There are eight players. These are gifts. Shall I show you? There are eight cards and six prizes. Game is a simple.

This has number from 1 to 90. I'll say number one by one. Everyone will cross the numbers in their respective cards. If you cross numbers accordingly you can win. How will winners be decided? First prize is for early five. The one who gets five numbers the earliest. Amongst you. They will get chocolate box. Second prize is for corners. Four corners. OK. The corners could vary. The winner of four corners will get a wrist watch. And first line, middle line and bottom line. The prizes involve for that are. Spa basket, Edible Basket, and Stationery basket. The last prize is. Five Thousands for Full House. Wow! Let's start the game. This is our fish bowl. I'll start. Yes. Number bowl. Number bowl. We'll start the game of Great Bingo. Alright! I'm taking out the first number. Who will win the most prizes? Me! (Everyone) I can win too, as Ruchi is playing on my behalf. Yes. I have a card too. But I won't look at that side. OK. First number is… Oh! Blank! Wow! What a start! You're teasing us.

I am not teasing. That's what it came. First number is… Five eight, Fifty-Eight. Fifty Who has it? Me! Wow! Piyush, you have it too. Wow. Second number is… Yes! Wow! One four, Fourteen. Oh fourteen! I have it. Wow! I don't have it. I am not getting anything. You will. It has just begun. Pihu will get it too. Everyone will get there number. Next number is… Buy 2 get 1 free, number three. I have it! Makeshift a number for me too. Aayu got it. Single number three.(Everyone) I don't have it. You don't? No. Now the number is sixty five.

Six five, sixty five! (everyone). I have it. I am not getting it. Wow Aayu and Yaana! The next number is… Well, six four, sixty-four. Six four. I have this too. I don't have anything! like number three. Dad is not drawing good numbers. No. I got one. Who will win early five? I crossed three numbers, so I'm ahead. Yes! Aayu is ahead. He's got a better chance. Because I know the first prize is chocolates. Aayu wants early five. Chocolates and Aayu can't stay away from each other. Next number is… Which is good. Yes! Draw my number. What a number! Seven six, seventy-six. I got it! Oh! Very good! I don't have seven-six. Only I'm left. I got some advantage. I'm left too. We've started Pihu. Draw seven-four, seven-five. Tendulkars' number, number ten! Oh I got it, I got it! What enmity do you have with me? You're not giving me anything.

What enmity? Like you don't know. Next number is… One two, Twelve, one-dozen. Oh Man! I am not getting it. Oh! I got it. In which world are you lost? He's not crossing. Pihu you cross twenty one too. If you don't want it, give it to someone else. Yes! Give it to me instead. He'll win. Wow! Sweet sixteen. Sweet sixteen, I want seventeen. Yay! I got it. I got it too. Yay! Mom and Yaana got it together. Who will this chocolate prize for early five? Me! I'll win too. I got three too. Next number is five one, fifty one. I got it, I got it! Won't you say a number before it? Yes! I'm the only one who didn't got any! You keep your card. We all know about your luck. Check it the card says Ruchi right? Next number is three one, thirty-one. Three two, thirty two. 2, 1, 21. Give me one before it. I wanted 32 too. It won't work like that. I have it. OK. Next number is… This is… Golden Jubilee number fifty. Fifty (Everyone) Who has fifty? I have it. I don't! Did someone got four numbers? Mine two.

Mine three, me too. Stuck at three. Mom's got zero. Mine two. No one has more than three. Three nine, thirty nine. Three nine, I got it! You got three? Yes. We are at the same. Hi-five. No one has four. No one got four? No! Another blank! All blanks are done. Draw my number. Which number do you want? If I tell you, you won't draw it out. 41! Single number six. Yay!! Yay, I got nothing. Yay! Ronak got three numbers too. I don't got anything. I got three. Me too. I got three too. Everyone has three. None is getting four. It's on you. Last number. Ninety! Ninety! Yes, I have it. I don't. Mom's got three too. Kanchan got three too. Everyone has three. Yes! Mom's got one. Mine two. Age to vote. Eighteen (Everyone). Seventeen. It's eighteen. I want 17. Can't I cross it's opposite.

I'm playing on behalf of Piyush, so I'll take his prizes. Won't its opposite work? No. A number next to eighteen. One nine, Nineteen! Nineteen! Dad's cheating. He's drawing out his own numbers. Draw out twenty. How can I draw? I'm not even looking. Don't call me a cheater. Similar down and upside, sixty-nine! I got it, early five! Dad got it! Oh wow! I am playing for him. Dad, I am your son. Dad share it. This gift, first let me cross it. I'll give this chocolate box to myself. Give it to me, me! Half is mine. Please. Because I did the work. Remuneration. She asking for her remuneration. I'll give her the basket. Yes, the basket, wrappers. And the gift wrapper. Good, it's half-half. Draw fast. I'll get it from my ticket. Corners! First prize has been given. I am happy. They are sad. Congratulations! Thank you. Congratulations! Now, prizes are left for corners, first line.

Second line, third line and full house. Four two, forty-two. Four two, forty-two. Four, one. four, seven, forty-nine, anything. Won't you draw one before it? I gave away the prize, we didn't check it. Yes! 18,OK. 19,OK. 51,OK. 58,OK. 69. Very good. Alright! Now, the next number is… One-dozen is twelve. So, cross the score. Twelve. No. Ten. One-dozen is twelve, so score is? I don't know. Twenty-four. Twenty! Twenty! Yes! I have twenty. Yay! Yaana got twenty! Yay! Yaana! I got twenty too. I got three now. You got three or four. Seven one, seventy-one. Seven, one. I got it. Seven, one, seven, one. I just want to complete one line I have to complete one line too. Friends, Aren't you enjoying? Please like the video. And subscribe if you haven't. OK. Let's play and see who'll win? You can win corners too. I want to win the middle line prize.

Alright. Number four, single number four. I don't have it. It's cheating. It's four only, how is it cheating. I am barely getting numbers. That's cheating. I keep my pen down only. Single number again, eight. Wow! Single number again. Give us numbers of eight series. Yes, I will give, 81. Yes. 108. No that. Four three, Forty-three. Four three, Forty-three. I don't want that. I've kept my pen down. Me too. Me too. I can still win. What a number! sixty. Six zero, sixty. It's mine. No! Wow, Pihu is about to win the middle line.. She just need two numbers more. India's independence year. Forty-seven. Four seven, forty-seven. I got it. Sixty-seven. I got forty-seven. I want fifty-seven. How many teeth in Mom's mouth? Thirty-two. Three two, thirty-two. I am not getting any numbers. Yes! I got it after so long. You're drawing such bad numbers. Swirl it around. I think the numbers are less. Yes, Can't see it only. You can check it all. Why am I not getting any numbers? Me too.

Seven five, seventy-five. Seven five. No, No one got it? I got it! I dropped my pen. Yay! People drop the mic. I dropped my pen. Seven five, Seven five. Alright, someone was asking for this? A number for the pen drop. One seven, seventeen. Wow! At least, we got something Ronak. Number is four six, forty-six. Four six. Oh! I got it! No, I want 49. Next time. I want it too. I want fifty-seven.

Seventy-two. Five three, fifty-three. Five three. Sixty-three. No! What no? Shouldn't I get some numbers. Seventy-three. I am barely getting numbers. I am stuck too. One five, fifteen Oh! Dad draw out some good numbers. I am about to get middle line. I am stuck. I want middle line too. Pihu, Your middle line is in risk. Why? Let's see who gets it? Number is two seven, twenty-seven. Aayu's Birthday date! Aayu has it too. Seven eight, seventy-eight. Seven eight, seventy-eight. Dad, draw out some good numbers. Only your numbers are getting. Three seven, thirty-seven. Three six, thirty-six. Next number, 57, 21. Don't say other numbers.

Why, I want that. OK. Unlucky number. Thirteen (Everyone) Has someone got it? Me! That's unlucky number. It's unlucky, you won't get anything. At least, I got the number. Double dozen. Twenty-four (Everyone). Twenty-four. Mom has a cross formation. Wow, Game's starting number. One (Everyone). I got it. Wow! Dad's got it too. Uncle please give us series of eight. Everyone wants it. Pihu, me. Me too. Kanchan too.

Everyone want series of eight! I got four. I want it too. Pick up sticks, fifty-six! Fifty-six. I just need eighty for middle line. Wow! My middle line, mine! Dad won't draw eight's series, forget it. I want eighty! No, eighty-one. Eighty-two, eighty-three, eighty-seven. Give her everything. She wants everything. Four dozen. Forty-eight (Everyone). Yes! Mine. I got it too. Draw opposite. Forty-nine. Nobody is winning anything. We want all opposite. Corner, line anything. No, nothing! (Everyone) It's because of you. Next is eight four, eighty-four. Wow! Dad eighty! Eighty-one. Eighty. Mine is eight four. Eighty-seven. Eighty. If I say, he won't give me. Eighty-eight. Eighty-five. Single number. We are five. I don't have five. We want eight. You're fast. We want two. So, shouldn’t I? Aren't you? Four zero, forty. Four zero, forty. Forty-one, forty nine. Fifty-seven. Better luck next time. Double the forty. OK. Is one done? I just need five more for full house. OK. Full house? First complete the line, then full house.

Yes He has very few numbers left. I got four. Very good. Three five, thirty-five. Dad draw good numbers. I want middle line. Yes sweet-pea. It's coming. Look these two. He needs one. He'll get it first. No, me. The number that Pihu wanted. Pihu's luck. Fifty-seven. Aayu, we are same. Yes! I want fifty-one now. He wants eighty. Only your numbers are coming. Eighty! Look at your husband's card too. He won't draw eighty. Look his card is all red. Eighty, thirty. Don't look here, look there too. Eight's Series. What? Eighty-eight. Eighty-three. Eighty-three. Wow! Oh! I want eighty. Eighty-three. Eighty-eight. I also have one number left for middle line. Eighty! Eighty-five. Eighty-one. Wow! One and one. Eleven (Everyone.) Eleven. Two. I got first number of middle line. Eleven! One and one should be two. Yaana eleven! Oh! Yaana got it too.

Wow, four one, forty one. Yay! Yaana got it again. Yaana got two. I got too. Someone was complaining before. Yes! We requested that's why you're listening. Pihu sister and Aayu got it. You want it both ways. Three zero, thirty. Yay! You got again! Yaana is getting numbers continuously. She's waiting for long that's why. Who's going to get lucky now? Sorry, I got two. Dad draw eighty-one. Six two, sixty-two. Sixty-two. You could have gotten sixty-three. One before that. Seventy-two. No! You got it right. No! Do it like that only.

Single number. Two? Seven. Oh! It's mine. Thank you. Welcome. Most welcome. Seven and three. What's it? Ten! Seventy-three. That's done. Oh! I got middle line. Wow! Aayu was so close. And you were the complaining. And you won. Get your numbers checked. 17. OK. 31. OK. 53. OK. 73, 83. Very good, What gift do you want? Come collect your gifts. Mom, take the spa basket.

I'll take it. Spa Basket, Edible basket, Stationery basket? Spa basket. Share it mom. Both the prizes came to our house. Now, don't call me cheater. I'm playing fair. Just draw eighty-five and nine. Then, I'll get second line. OK, I'll find it for you. You can't claim middle line now. Yes, you can't claim middle line now. Otherwise you would be flunked. Corner, top line, bottom line and full house are left. Seventy-four. Seventy-four. Yes! Say seventy-nine. Who got seventy-four? Yaana! Seven nine, seventy-nine. Oh! OK, OK, Corner! Aayu got corners! You're taking all the gifts. Cheating! I won! We can't help. Come, come! This is Bingo! Prize for corners is wrist watch. I wanted it. This is wrist watch. Go ahead and enjoy! I want that.

Go there! I got it. You've to win to get it. I am not getting numbers. Don't play with watch. Focus on next round. Number four five, forty-five. Dad, draw my numbers. Get the opposite of it. You watch, I'll win last round too. No, me! Now the opposite fifty-four. OK, OK, I got one more. Top Line. What! Aayu got Top line. Yay! Aayu take the edible basket. I want edible basket. Aayu share it with me. OK. One thing. No two. Listen! The value full house is more than that of other prizes. You'll take that too, because Aayu's close to full house. I can't do anything. I will win. This is Bingo! Nothing can happen. Eight zero, eighty. Who wanted it. No one asked for it. Me, I won't say middle line. Don't say it Aayu. Aayu wants only one number for full house. Four nine, forty-nine. Four nine. I got it.

Me too. Thank you. Last number is left. My luck is not working. Only last? Her luck is not working. Two nine, twenty-nine. Two nine. Did you put wheels under your luck? No, then how will it work. Like this, like this. The next number is… Five two, fifty-two. Yes! I got it. I don't have it, me neither. Very good. My luck is working a little. Three-eight, thirty eight. Three-eight, thirty eight. I have it. No, I want twenty-eight. Six seven, sixty-seven. Yay, I have it. I have it too. One before that. Bottom line is still left. Uncle, make me lucky. Yes! Corners done, bottom line and full house is left. Number is three four, thirty-four. Seven zero, seventy. Mine! I need one. I need two for first line. But top line is done already. Sister what number do you want? Eight two, eighty-two. Many numbers. Seven two. Seventy-two. Eighty-one. You want double, I want it too. I want eighty-one too. Next number is… Triple dozen Thirty-six (Everyone) Wow! Bottom Line! Ronak won too! At least, we won something. Come! We don't want line. We want full house.

Ronak gets stationery basket. Ronak share it. Yaana will take half of it. OK, Enjoy! Half mine too. No. Full house is left. Five thousands. Win this. Five thousands. Draw number fast. Only full house is left. Five thousands. Only one number is left. Eight seven, eighty-seven. Who wanted. Mom. No one. Mom wanted it. I don't say it only. Help your friend. When will this friendship be fruitful? I want eighty-eight. When will this marriage be fruitful? Friend came before wife. So what, you'll make your friend win. Make your wife win. Eight six, eighty-six. Oh! Betrayal. I asked one after, you gave one before. One for wife, one for himself. Eight one, eighty-one. Yay! Mine! I got it too. Only full house is left. How many numbers do you want fro full house? 5, 5, 5, We all are the same. Yaana's? 5. Number is two three, twenty-three. Two one! Two two! I am asking since the beginning. Six three, sixty-three. Oh! Yes. Aayu can't hold his pen.

He won that's why. My hands got red. Double number, forty-four. No. Don't have it. Double it Thirty-three please. Eighty-eight. We are asking since long. We don't want that. Single number nine. Yay! You're crossing continuously. I want two. What's your problem? Stop it. You're looking at my card. Oh I have too. Double number. I want four. Double three Thirty-three. Thirty-three! Draw double seven. Or double two. Draw everything double. We want all. Mine also one is left. Which one? Sixty-eight. Six one, sixty-one. Yes! What does Mom want? Sixty-eight. Don't tell. Dad, sixty-eight.

Should I throw it out? Yes! You already won a lot. Two one, twenty-one. Mine. I need one more. I need two more and twenty-eight. You have your eyes set on mine. Only these many are left. I have too. I need five numbers. Five! I need three.There are total 10 numbers in it. Game is getting interesting. Yes! Aayu needs one too. Six on six? Sixty-eight. Sixty-six She forgot everything in her excitement. I am just waiting for sixty-eight. So I Win. Piyush if you drew sixty-eight. I won't play. Seven two, seventy-two. Yes, I got it. Dad, I just need one number. Draw that. I can't help son. Yaana want two. Double number. Who wanted it? Me! (Everyone) Seventy-seven. Yes! No! That we didn't want. Double eight or five. Dad got it. How much he needs? Oh! Piyush you also need one.

Which one? Twenty-six? One more double number. What? Say it. Fifty-five. Yay! Finally, he got fifty-five. One more double number. Yes! Double once again! Eight eight, eighty-eight. Yay! He's now getting all the numbers. Of course, if the prize is money. Manish will win. I just need one number. I came from five to one. Give me my number too. Yes son. I want it too. Me too. And one more. Everyone is stuck at one. Single number. Two! That was only left and Pihu knew. Aayu and are similar. Ronak's birth date. Pihu's too. Eight five, eighty-five. Yes I got it. Twenty-eight. Thank you God. Mom you also need 72 and 79. Next number is eight nine, eighty-nine. Kanchan, I just need sixty-one. One number. It came already. What? Cross it fast. Yay! I got full house! Yes! we won! Were you sleeping? He woke up after long. No one called it either. He didn't know! You were focused on us. No one called it either.

No one. We won! Oh yes! We could have called it. Friends, I hope you enjoyed today. I won chocolates. I won edible basket and wrist watch I won spa basket. I won stationery basket. I want the smallest thing. But the biggest! Like and share the video. We'll see you in next video. Bye!.

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Game of Thrones Hotline for Confused Fans

>> "GAME OF THRONES" IS THE MOST POPULAR SHOW ON TELEVISION, BUT WITH SO MANY CHARACTERS, PLOTS AND LOCATIONS, IT CAN BE DIFFICULT TO KEEP TRACK OF WHAT'S GOING ON. NOW THERE'S HELP WITH "GAME OF PHONES." FOR JUST 2.19 A MINUTE OUR CERTIFIED EXPERT WILL GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS YOU CAN TRUST. >> GAME OF PHONES. >> WHO POISONED KING JOFFREY? >> NO ONE DID. IT TURNED OUT TO BE A BAD CLAM. REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO TAP THE SHELLS TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE ALIVE BEFORE YOU COOK THEM.

IT'S CLAM 101. >> NO QUESTION IS TOO AWKWARD. >> I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY BROTHER. WHAT SHOULD I DO? >> NOTHING. IT'S ILLEGAL AND IMMORAL TO ACT ON THOSE FEELINGS. ON THE OTHER HAND, IF HE'S HOT, GO FOR IT. GAME OF PHONES, HOW CAN I HELP >> YOU TOO PERSONAL. >> GAME OF PHONES, HOW CAN I HELP YOU. >> I THINK I HAVE GRAY SCALE. >> ARE YOUR GENITALS TENDER AND SWOLLEN. THAT CHLAMYDIA. >> GAME OF PHONES, CAN I HELP YOU? >> TOO INTRICATE. >> GAME OF PHONES. >> I WANTED TO ASK MAZZIE WILLIAMS HOW THE WHOLE FACE-SWAPPING THINGS WORKS. >> OKAY. I'LL GO AND GET HER. >> OKAY. I'LL HOLD. >> HI. THAT'S ME. YES, FIRST, YOU START OFF BY CUTTING OFF THE FACE. >> OR TOO INTRUSIVE. >> COULD I HAVE YOUR HBO GO PASSWORD.

>> NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> IS IT HODOR. >> OF A [ BLEEP ]. >> OUR FRIENDLY OPERATORS ARE HERE TO HELP. >> GAME OF PHONES, HOW CAN I HELP. >> I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I HATE YOU. YOU ARE SICK, AND YOU ARE JUST AWFUL. >> YOU KNOW I HAVE CALLER I.D. SEE YOU SOON, GARY. GAME OF PHONES, HOW CAN I HELP. >> AND GIVE YOU CLARITY. >> YES, WHEN SIR DAVOS GOT HIS PENIS GOT CUT OFF. >> DAVOS HAD HIS FINGERTIPS KEPT OFF. HIS PENIS IS FINE. >> I'M PRETTY SURE HE GOT HIS PENIS CUT OFF. >> MY PEEN SIS PERFECT. YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU MY PENIS. WHAT? >> GAME OF PHONES.

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Cell Phone Profile w/ Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Chris Hemsworth & Jessica Chastain

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK. THIS EVENING, MY PRODUCERS TOOK
THE CELL PHONE OF ONE OF THESE POOR PEOPLE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE CELL PHONE
IT IS BUT ONE BY ONE CLUES WILL BE GIVEN FROM THEIR PHONE LIKE A
SONG OR A TEXT AND I WILL GUESS THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE AND
ALL FOUR WILL DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP ME GUESSING. IT'S TIME TO PLAY CELL PHONE
PROFILE. IS THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG THAT
WAS MOST RECENTLY PLAYED ON THIS PERSON'S PHONE. MAY WE SEE WHICH SONG IT IS,
PLEASE? OH, FIRE WORK BY KATY PERRY. THAT'S I — KATY PERRY FAN? >> MASSIVE.

>> James: YOU LIKE THIS SONG? >> I LIVE BY THAT SONG. >> James: HOW DOES IT GO? >> EYE OF THE TIRING ♪ ♪ BABE
I'M A FIREWORKS ♪ >> James: SO YOU ARE A BIG
FAN OF THIS CHASTAIN? >> IT WAS IN MADAGASCAR 3. >> James: YOU KNOW THIS SONG
IS ABOUT A TEENAGER WHO IS FEELING LEFT OUT AND ALONE. WHO HERE LAST NOT FIT IN AMONGST
THEIR PEERS? >> ME. >> James: YOU ARE A BIG KATY
PERRY FASTEN? WHEN DO YOU LISTEN TO FIRE WORK? >> WHEN I WORK OUT, MY DAUGHTER
AND I LISTEN TO IT ON THE WAY TO HER SCHOOL. WE KNOW ALL THE WORDS. >> James: YOU SAID ALL OF
THOSE SONGS AND ALL OF THE WORDS. >> ♪ NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH ♪
>> James: AND THE NEXT CLUE IS THE PHOTO TAKEN ON THE CELL
PHONE. MAY WE SEE THE PHOTO PLEASE? OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON
THERE? THAT'S THE WORST VERSION OF
SHREK, EVER! WHO WANTS THIS? WHO WANTS THIS? >> IT'S MINE.

>> James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO? >> I'M FROM AFRICA, AND THIS IS
A TRADITIONAL GREETING IN AFRICA THAT MY UNCLE WAS DOING, AND I
WANTED TO — >> James: WHAT IS YOUR
UNCLE'S NAME? >> GAJONG. >> James: YOU ARE THE WORST
LIAR IN THE WORD. EMILY WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS
PHOTO? >> I TOOK MY DAUGHTER HAZEL TO A
REALLY CUTE FARM IN GLAND. SHE LOVES THE ANIMALS, THIS IS
THE GUY TRAINING THE DONKEY.

THE DONKEY COMES AND MOUNTS HIM
A FEW MINUTES LATER. IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE. >> James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO? >> WE WERE COMING BACK FROM THE
SURF, WE SAW A DONKEY IN THE FIELD. HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO
GET NAKED AND APPROACH THE DONKEY. >> James: WAS HIS NAME? >> ZOKKO THE BODY PRO. >> James: THAT'S HIM THERE
WITH A DONKEY? >> YES. WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. >> James: I MEAN ALL GOOD
EXCEPT FOR CHARLZ. CHARLIZE. >> I'M AN OSCAR! IS. >> James: LOOK I'M NOT SAYING
YOU'RE NOT AMAZING AT MAKE A WOMAN WHO KILLS THOSE PEOPLE —
>> OKAY I'M VERY SENSITIVE. >> James: THE FINAL CLUE IS A
TEXT EITHER SENT FROM THE PHONE OR RECEIVED BY THE PHONE. GET OUT OF BED. YOU'RE GETTING FAT. CHASTAIN, GET OUT OF BED YOU'RE
GETTING FAT. TALK TO ME WHAT HAPPENS? >> I WAS TRAINING FOR HUNTSMAN
AND MY TRAIN ARE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T SPELL BECAUSE YOUR SHOULD BE YOU
APOSTROPHE R-E AND I WAS LATE.

>> James: WHO SENT YOU THIS
TEXT AND WHY? >> THIS IS THE KIND OF
INSENSITIVE AND CRUEL TESK I GET FROM JOHN-TEXT I GET FROM MY
HUSBAND. I REPLIED, I'M PREGNANT HONEY. >> James: WHY WOULD HE —
>> HE KNEW AND HE STILL SENT THAT. >> James: HEMSWORTH, I CAN
FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE WOULD SEND YOU THIS TEXT? >> A LIBERAL —
>> James: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO TO LOSE YOUR PHONE? >> IT WAS THE SAME GUY WITH THE
DONKEY. AND THIS IS DAY I DIDN'T WANT TO
TRAIN, HE'S MY TRAINER AND HE SAID GET OUT OF BED YOU ARE
GETTING FAT AND HE CAN'T SPEM AS YOU PUT IT SO —
>> James: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOING TO MAKE A GUESS
NOW AS TO WHOSE PHONE I THINK THIS IS.

>> THINK HARD! >> James: I AM, DON'T YOU
WORRY. I THINK THIS PHONE BELONGS TO —
>> RIGHT HERE, UH-HUH. >> James: JESSICA CHASTAIN. WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE
PLEASE STEP FORWARD? >> BOOM! >> James: NO! NO WAY. IS IT REALLY? THAT'S RIDICULOUS, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING FAT OAR CRAZY,.

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Cell Phone Profile w/ Chadwick Boseman, Sienna Miller & Stephan James

OKAY. I'VE GOT A FEELING YOU THREE ARE
GOING TO BE ALL VERY, VERY GOOD AT THIS. THE FIRST CLUE IS A FOOD ORDER. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT
THIS IS. LET'S HAVE A LOOK. OH, LOOK AT THAT, ST AN ORDER OF
OVER $100 OF INDIAN FOOD WITH A $2 TIP. STEPHAN, DO YOU LIKE INDIAN
FOOD. >> LOVE ME SOME INDIAN FOOD, I
DO. >> WHERE DID YOU ORDER THIS FOOD
FROM? >> IT WAS INDIAN RESTAURANT, OF
COURSE CALLED TAJ MAHAL, IT WAS CALLED TAJ MAHAL. >> James: WHERE IS THE TAJ
MAHAL, STEPHAN. >> JUST RIGHT DOWN IN KTOWN.

>> James: YEAH? >> YEAH. >> James: AND WHY, WHY SUCH A
LOUSY TIP SIENNA MILLER. >> BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND
TIPPING. >> James: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
TIPPING, THAT IS BULL [BLEEP]. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING
ABOUT. IN ENGLAND, PEOPLE DON'T– . >> James: THAT ISN'T TRUE. >> IT MAY BE I ORDERED IT THEE
TIMES IN A DAY BECAUSE I'M ENGLISH AND I LOVE INDIAN FOOD,
SO MAYBE THAT CUMULATIVELY– . >> James: SIX DOLLARS WHICH IS
STILL LESS THAN 10% OF THE VALUE OF THE MEAL. >> MAYBE I HANDED CASH AT THE
DOOR. JUST SAYING. >> James: MAYBE THIS FOOD WAS
ORDERED BY CHADWICK BOSEMAN. >> WITH A $2 TIP? >> James: WHY DID YOU ONLY TIP
$2, CHADWICK. >> I WILL TELL YOU WHY. BECAUSE I HAD TO ORDER IT FOUR
TIMES FOR IT TO GET THERE. SO I– YOU KNOW, I'M PETTY, YOU
KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING.

>> James: IT WAS SLOPPY
SERVICE. >> I'M PETTY, YEAH. >> James: WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE DISH TO ORDER AT THIS INDIAN RESTAURANT. >> VISH VINDZALOO, USUALLY. >> James: USUALLY. >> BUT THAT DAY I DIDN'T DO IT,
ALL RIGHT. >> James: OKAY. >> IS THAT OKAY? >> James: HEY.

IT'S ALL FINE. THE SECOND CLUE IS AN APP THAT
EXISTS ON THIS PERSON'S PHONE, ST AN APP TO HELP YOU LEARN
FRENCH. WHO HERE IS LEARNING FRAN SAY? — FRANCAIS? ET VU. >> NO, I'M NOT. >> YOU'RE NOT LEARNING FRENCH SO
WHY IS THIS APP ON YOUR PHONE. >> I WAS IN A FRENCH RESTAURANT
AND THE– . >> James: YOU WERE TRYING TO
FIND OUT THE SMALLEST TIP YOU COULD GIVE WITHOUT THEM BEING
OFFENDED? >> NO, NO, THEY KEPT SAYING IT
TO ME. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE
SAYING SO I LOOKED IT UP. AND YOU KNOW,. >> James: THAT IS WHAT IT SA
WAS THERE FOR, I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO LEARN. >> James: ARE YOU ALWAYS
TRYING TO LEARN, SIENNA MILLER. >> OUI. >> James: AH, (SPEAKING FRENCH
(. >> WHY WHA? >> James: WHY IS THIS APP ON
YOUR FOIN? >> BECAUSE I AM NOT WORKING AT
THE MOMENT. AND I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD DO
SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE LIKE LEARN A LANGUAGE.

>> James: AND HOW IS IT GOING. >> IT'S GOING REALLY WELL. >> James: GIVE US SOME FRENCH. >> POR QUOI. >> James: BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE
YOU TO. >> OKAY. IS. >> James: YOU CAN'T SPEAK
FRENCH BECAUSE IT ISN'T THE APP BECAUSE IT ISN'T YOUR PHONE
BECAUSE IT'S YOURS, ISN'T IT. LET'S TELL THE TRUTH. >> THAT WOULD BE TRU. >> James: LET'S GET TO THE
PARTICLEEZ VOWS FRANCIS. >> I CONDITION HIDE THAT, THAT
IS MY PHONE AND THAT IS MY APP. >> James: WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT
APP. >> WELL, I'M CONDITION BE DA, OF
COURSE, YES, SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE CANDACES.

AND YOU KNOW, FRENCH IS OUR
SECOND LANGUAGE AND I FELT BAD BECAUSE HI BEEN IN AMERICA FOR
SO LONG, I WAS FORGETTING MY FRENCH. AND I HAD TO BRUSH UP ON IT SO I
GOT THIS APP. >> James: AND HOW IS THE
FRENCH GOING. >> WELL, I'M STILL IN NEWCOMER
COURSE ONE SO IT IS TAKING ME A MINUTE BUT EVENTUALLY I'LL GET
TO COURSE TWO. >> James: AND WHAT HAVE YOU
LEARNED ON COURSE ONE, LET'S HEAR A TASTE OF IT, SHALL WE
STEPHAN. >> BONJOUR, JEMAPPELLE STEPHAN. HOW WAS THAT? >> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
BRING UP THE NEXT ONE. THE THIRDS CLUE IS A PHOTO. THIS IS A PHOTO OF HARVEY
KEITEL, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND ROBERT DE NIRO. WHOEVER THIS BELONGS TO, IT CAN
ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A HUMBLE BRAG. WHY IS THIS PHOTO ON YOUR PHONE,
CHADWICK.

>> I AM HERE — I WAS A NEW BUCK
SO I COULDN'T GET IN THIS PICTURE WITH THEM BUT ITS WITH A
GOOD NIGHT, YOU KNOW. >> James: WHERE ARE YOU THERE,
WHERE WERE YOU? >> I DON'T THINK THEY WANT ME TO
TELL YOU. >> James: YOU DON'T THINK THEY
WITH WANT– THEY DON'T THINK. >> WHO ORDERED THE SEAFOOD
PLATTER? >> DE NIRO DID. >> James: DE NIRO DID, YEAH? >> YEAH. >> James: AND WHAT DID DE NIRO
TALK ABOUT WHEN HES WITH THERE AT DINNER, WHAT WERE YOU
CHATTING ABOUT? >> HE TALKED ABOUT HIS ISLAND
THAT HE OWNS. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? >> James: I HAVE NOT, NO. I DON'T GET INVITED TO THESE
DINNERS. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> James: THESE AREN'T THE
SORT OF DINNERS I GET INVITED TO. BUT THEY ARE THE SORT OF
DINNERS THAT YOU GO TO. >> NO. >> James: ART AREN'T THEY,
SIENNA MILLER.

>> YES, THEY ARE. >> James: THIS IS YOUR PHONE. >> YEAH. >> James: YOU WERE THERE WITH
THESE THREE. >> YEAH. >> James: WHAT WAS HAPPENING? >> I GOT INVITED OUT FOR DINNER
WITH BOB AND HIS FRIENDS. >> James: BOB. >> YEAH. >> James: BOB. >> BOB, YEAH. >> James: BOB AND HIS BUDDIES. >> BB AND HIS MATES WHO HAPPENS
TO BE THE BOSS AND HARVEY KEITEL. AND IT WAS JUST YOUR AVERAGE
THURSDAY NIGHT IF LONDON. >> James: WERE YOU IN LONDON. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> James: AND WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONG. >> MINE? >> James: YEAH. >> PROBABLY I'M ON FIRE, YEAH. >> James: YEAH? >> THAT'S HOW I ROLL. >> James: I TELL YOU WHO IS ON
FIRE, I WILL TELL YOU SOMEONE WHO IS ON FIRE, STEPHAN JAMES.

>> YES. >> James: WHERE WERE I, WHAT
WAS THE PHOTO DOING. WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT WITH
THESE THREE LEGENDS. >> WELL, FUNNY STORY. SO THESE THREE LEGENDS ARE
ACTUALLY MY GOD PARENTS. AND, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S
RIGHT. (APPLAUSE)
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> GODFATHER HARVEY, GODFATHER
BRUCE AND GODFATHER BOBBY DE NIRO. >> James: YOU ARE TRYING TO
TELL ME THAT ROBERT DE NIRO IS ONE OF YOUR GODFATHERS, YEAH? >> YOU THINK I'M LYING. >> James: YOU THINK I'M A
CLOWN. >> YOU THINK I'M LYING.

>> James: YOU THINK I'M
TRYING TO AMUSE YOU. >> THIS IS FAMILY, COME ON. >> James: YOU WERE OUT WITH
YOUR GOD PARENTS. >> MY GOD PARENTS. >> James: AND WHAT WERE THEY
DOING, JUST CHECKING IN ON YOUR WELFARE, THAT IS WHAT THEY WERE
DOING. >> YEAH, I HAPPENED TO BE IN
LONDON AND I SAID HEY, GOD PARENTS, WE SHOULD, YOU KNOW,
WE– (LAUGHTER)
>> IT'S A GROUP CHAT.

>> James: YOU WERE ON A GROUP
CLAT WITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, HARVEY KEITEL AND ROBERT DE
NIRO. >> A GROUP CHAT. >> James: A GROUPS WHAT APP
CHAT AND THEY JUST ALL HAPPENED TO BE AVAILABLE AND ALL HAPPENED
TO BE IN LONDON SO THIS HAPPENED >> James: WHO PAID? >> BOBBY DE NIRO, OF COURSE. >> James: ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET'S REVIEW. LET'S RECAP WHAT WE HAVE LOOKED
AT HERE, THE FOOD ORDER WITH THE STINGY TIP. THE APP TO LEARN FRENCH AND A
PHOTO OF STEPHAN'S GORD PARENTS HARKEY KEITEL, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
AND ROBERT DE NIRO. TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO MAKE A
GUESS. (LAUGHTER)
CAN RULE THIS ONE OUT AS UTTERER BULL [BLEEP] CHEESIER PLAWS IT'S
TIME FOR ME TO MAKE A GUESS. AND MY GUESS IS THAT THIS PHONE
BELONGS TO– I THINK IT BELONGS AND MY GUESS IS THAT THIS PHONE
BELONGS TO– I THINK IT BELONGS TO SIENNA MILLER.

WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE
PLEASE STEP FORWARD. YEAH! PLEASE THANK OUR INCREDIBLE
GUESTS, MORE WITH THESE THREE WHEN WE COME BACK. THAT WAS SO
FUNNY..

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