Cell phones vanish Public in a state of panic Police department confused We need a superpower to fight it What do you suggest we do? Chitti the Robot.
I got drenched to the skin
No phone to even call Gopal Even I got stranded
near Taramani- Nila, go up Hack it open, Nila Boss, according to my rules
hacking is illegal Isn't this wrong? This will come under ethical hacking
Exception…do what I say I understand, boss 'If a handful of people benefit' '…nothing is wrong', right? Where did you get
this 'Nayagan' dialog from? I should know all that humans like As per your adaptive learning
you've programmed in me Human beings have
only 4 preferences TV, Cinema, food and gossip Easy! "Iron heart sprouting for the 1st time?" "Is it an invitation of first love divine?" "Iron heart blossoming for the 1st time?" [song from 'Enthiran'] Shut up! 'Leaving from airport
Battalion #121 proceeding to spot' Entire state is under military control People need not panic Technology related to cell phone
networks in all the places …is being attended to
on a war-front emergency basis With military protection… …arrangements have been made
to restart sales of cell phones Very soon, people can start
using their cell phones as usual – Hey, Balu
– Sir…? Call the minister and ask him
to provide us military protection We have 4 police vans
round the clock stationed here, sir If you look at the 303 rifles they have
even street dogs won't be scared We need AK 47, man You saw how Manoj Lulla whom we met
2 days ago was squeezed like juice, right? I was the one who signed the order
to revive cell phone service in the city Looking at the current situation
looks like I'll be the next juice! Call for the military immediately Juice for you, my dear – Is security in position?
– We've assigned 2 men, sir – Enough strength in front?
– Yes, sir 'Attack in Porur
Company on high alert' 'Attack in Porur
Company on high alert' SIR! Sir…! Aiya…! What happened? That cell phone gang uprooted
all the towers in Porur Wiped out our military force it seems, sir No one knows where
that horde has vanished now Yov! Porur is quite close to this place Double the protection
round our house A whole battalion is alert, sir Ask them to shut all gates,
doors and windows Not even the smallest hole
should be exposed Sir, everything has been closed
Including the computer’s Windows! They are throwing stones at us Sir, this isn't a stone
It's your cell phone Your missing cell phone
Come and see for yourself 'True that!' All the precious stones are intact How can you underestimate a minister? Technology is in the palm of my hands! That's why it has got scared
and returned only my mobile! Who is this 'Unni Krishnan' calling? It's an unknown #, sir Good morning Yov! Call the military – Ask them to shoot this sparrow
– Okay, sir Go…go…go Get out! [walkie talkie radio chatter] Sir, this way please – How is Mr Vairamoorthy?
– Critical, sir He's unable to breathe – Something is blocking his windpipe
– What is it? Don't know exactly, sir His secretary is equally dumbfounded [gasping for breath] – Did you scan his body?
– We did, sir All the reports are normal But he is unable to breathe, sir – What happened, doctor?
– He is no more Whaat?! Phone…phone All the phones flew away, sir Landline, man Hello, I am Home minister
Vijay Kumar speaking Activate that robot Chitti immediately Today Right now How can you ask as if you're ordering
'idli' and 'vada' as Take away? It is a ban by the court, sir I can't flout the rules of the court I'll handle all those formalities 1st activate Chitti at once How is it possible immediately? An ordinance has to be
passed in the Parliament 'The Opposition has to cooperate' The process is extremely complicated, sir 40 members of the Parliament
will favor us, sir I'll handle all that It's a machine, sir We don't know when it will malfunction Who will shoulder the responsibility
if it kills someone? You or me? Yov! Don't seek revenge
oblivious of time or situation It went into our Telecom minister's mouth God knows which part of me it will target I'll take all the responsibility Satisfied? Dot!
'What a game!' 'And now it's Half time
at the IFL finals' [indistinct chatter] 'We'll handle that later
Attend to your call' [multiple phones ringing] Dear subscribers You are going to be
not reachable from now 'Because…' …all of you will die now 'By no means an ordinary death' 'Radiation death!' You will all die in groups
like how the sparrows collapsed 'Don't you get it?' I'll combine the radiation
from the cell phones all of you use I'll download it on all of you Want to see a demo? Hey, you…! Ex…excuse me Why don't you select someone else? Why? I'm on your side How…? I was the one who released you At least for that reason
let me go please So what? You are a subscriber too, man Don't hurt me please "He's going to eat you alive" "I am a bird of prey waiting to eat you
Feather-man who got into you head to toe" "Pakshi Raja" You will meet your end in this way,
a fate worse than ordinary death "Pakshi Raja" In just 5 seconds, 70,000 people
were killed in Hiroshima Till date that was the world record Today…80,000 men and women A new record! You are going to be part
of a historic moment Dear subscribers! Dear subscribers Don't panic You are not the ones
who are about to die A small bird What are you looking at Pakshi? I am Chitti Reloaded Version 2.0! Doctor, is that you? Did I shoot you? Did I try to kill you? My God! I was about
to commit a grave sin Doctor, please don't harm me You are my creator Don't rip me apart with your own hands Forgive me and let me go Please Fat hopes! Vasi…! Come, you selfie bots! I will set your screens on fire "I bow down to like, no man
I bow down, I say, 'no damn' " "I stand tall, alone I stand
I cow down like, 'No man' " "Are you ready?
Take a shot" "I am the only one" "There is no comparison
'cos I am Super Super one" "I'm out to get you
Let ya wreck ya self" "See me coming out" "10000 fighters by my side
I'm about to shoot 'em down" "I'm the only one you see" Zero balance! Shoot that sparrow